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Golden Globes
Matthew McConaughey won a
Golden Globe. In related news, the Chicago Cubs have won the World Series, the
Detroit Lions have won the Super Bowl, Northern and Southern California have become
separate states, Israel and Palestine have finally settled their differences,
and Leonardo DiCaprio has won a major award.
Meanwhile, in China…
A 28-year-old woman in
Chengdu, China has put up billboards of herself in hopes of finding a husband. I
don’t know whether that’s funny or really, really sad. I guess I’ll choose
funny.
Joke of the Day
By: Thomas Higginson
I dig
You dig
He digs
She digs
We did
Lyrics Quiz The Other Day
Gabe Capetta got the band.
It was “Caring Is Creepy” by The Shins.
Lyrics Quiz
It’s a little bit funny,
This feeling inside.
I’m not one of those who can
Easily hide.
Articles
WATER POLO!!!
By: Alejandra
Gallegos (High Priestess of the Church of TENNIS!!!)
Dearest men’s
water polo team,
How do we love thee?
Let us count the ways.
1. We love you
for your invigorating energy. As a four-year letterman, I can assure you that
you will always remain in my memory as some of the biggest supporters of our
team. Never have I ever encountered a group of boys—excuse me, MEN—who are as
enthusiastic about tennis, and pretty much just about everything, as you all
are. Your constant spirit is simply awe-inspiring.
2. We love you
for the way you say the word “tennis.” Actually, it’s more like “TENNIS!!!!!”
That’s the way that such a sacred word should be said. You approach the name of
our game with a genuine reverence, and you use the word often. Even though much
time has passed since the end of the tennis season, I still hear the majestic
ring of a “TENNIS!!!!!” as it echoes around the walls surrounding the pool.
When you guys utter the word “TENNIS!!!!!” it resonates with the whole
population.
3. We love you
for the intimidation factor you bring to our matches. Whether you’re aware of
it or not, when you all line up on the pool deck to watch us take down our
victims, it really helps to have such a solid lineup of chiseled, sturdy,
strapping men in their Speedos as backup. Emily Olson recently revealed to me
that one of our enemies—a Lady Lancer, no less—was caught saying that she feels
“so intimidated” when she comes to play on our courts because we “have boys in Speedos
that always watch our games.” <3.
4. Speaking of
strapping, well-bodied men, we love you for your physique. Enough said.
5. We love you
for your sacrifices. None of us will ever forget the banana that you so
generously bestowed upon our home court, which truly inspired us to work hard
and play hard, to make you guys proud. Not only did you sacrifice objects, you
sacrificed your well-being. When father TENNIS stormed the pool deck,
unappreciative of your generous gift, you remained faithful to us.
6. Finally, and
perhaps most importantly, we love you for your loyalty and support. Sure, I
guess one could say that it’s easy for you guys to support us because we play
our sports right next to each other, but the fact of the matter is this: you
guys have developed a true appreciation for our sport, and have always stepped
up to pump us up and cheer us on. Your support really helped us through some
tough matches this season. In fact, it’s likely that you guys were partially
responsible for our wild success this season. So, on behalf of the tennis team,
I want to extend a huge thank you for your support, encouragement, and overall
fabulosity.
We will love you 5ever,
Bishop’s Women’s
Tennis
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