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Fun Friday the 13th. While running away from Jason Voorhees at an abandoned
lake camp you can think about how much nicer a sunny ice cream lunch with
country music in the background would be.
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Fun Fridays
Dear
Ms Roche,
I
would like to commend the ASBC for organizing “Fun Fridays” for all of the hard
working students at The Bishop’s School.
These fun-filled days occur way too often. How generous it is for the
administration to give the student body the gift of free dress, music and ice
cream once every two months.
Free
dress days are the greatest. And having to abide by the school’s dress code
anyway makes it so much easier to choose your attire. For this we thank
you. Who needs to wear shorts, three
inches above the knee, when you can wear jeans on a hot sweltering day? And,
tank tops? Why bother. Covering our
shoulders is a much better idea. We
would not want to get too much of that pesky vitamin D into our bodies. Even
though the medical community is concerned that most of the population has a
vitamin D deficiency, it is nice to see that the administration knows better.
Having
music to listen to is a nice touch. Country lyrics blaring so loud your
eardrums bleed is very relaxing. With the seniors guarding the boom box with
military conviction it's just like being at a concert. It would be utter madness to allow the
students to listen to music they actually wanted to hear. The administration thinks of everything.
Finally,
the ice cream, the most important part of our beloved “Fun Fridays.” Before
“Fun Fridays” I had no idea that a popsicle was considered an ice cream. Instead of enjoying a delicious bowl of
chocolate chip ice cream, we get to have a sticky, drippy popsicle that stains
your clothes, hands and face. It is so
much fun being crushed by a sweaty mass of people fighting to get a frozen
treat on this foodless campus. The pushing, shoving, and name-calling reminds
me of my sister and I. This type of
closeness really brings us together as a community. Very commendable Ms. Roche you are very
cunning.
In
conclusion I want to thank you, Ms Roche, once again for bringing us “Fun
Fridays.” I cannot imagine my Bishop’s experience without the identically
dressed children in free dress, the blaring country music that I am learning to
tolerate, or the bruises and permanent scars I have earned to get my delicious
popsicle.
Your
grateful pupil,
Hailee
Silva ‘17 Queen of Enthusiasm
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