Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Issue 106 (2013-2014)

Issue 106 (February 20, 2014)

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Sochi 2014
If you feel bummed when a Russian athlete medals and an American athlete doesn’t, just think, “well, at least our tap water doesn’t look like apple juice.”

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Articles

Sochi Olympics: Putin Party 2014 (Part I)
By: Chris Halter (Sports Critic)      

The 22nd Winter Olympics in Russia are winding down and I have prepared a 3rd quarter report card of sorts for these Olympics - Mr. Putin will receive his copy in the mail.


Venue:
A-  
These Olympics took place in the Black Sea city of Sochi and while the weather has been miserable—there is a separate grade for that—I think the venue was gorgeous. No expense was spared in the construction of the competition venues and it shows, they are simply gorgeous with my personal favorite being the ice center. As for the landscape, Sochi has no shortage of breathtaking mountains and they played a definite role in this well-earned A-. Points were lost for the cafeteria and athlete accommodations; to spend 51 billion dollars and have people getting locked in bathrooms and elevators is unacceptable - though I assume Putin punished those responsible accordingly.


Opening Ceremony:
B
Between the communist propaganda and the huge technical error with the Olympic rings—the poor guy who designed that probably woke up in a gulag the next day—I would call the opening ceremony a disappointment. I was expecting the precision seen in the Beijing opening ceremony but obviously my expectations were too high.


Weather:
D-  
The weather has been absolutely awful—and I suspect has also been responsible for American failures in half-pipe and skiing. The snow is slushy and most of the venue isn’t even covered with snow at all. Worst of all, during the day the temperature can reach into the 60’s. Weather was the one thing beyond Putin’s control—and wallet—but the sad reality is that it has really put a damper on the Olympics themselves.  


Look for a final report card documenting team performances and the closing ceremonies. 

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