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BIG WEDNESDAY
Boys Basketball
and Girls Water Polo both have games. 5:45 wopo, 7:00 bbal. Turn up, in regard
to both spirit and attendance. #hyphy #protectevamay
2024 Olypmpics
Come on Olympic
Committee, pick San Diego. Sochi didn’t even have transparent tap-water or safe
buildings and you chose them. Make the right choice this time.
DU T-Shirts
We
are selling t-shirts with the DU logo on them as a fundraiser for our
end-of-the-year compilation. The shirts are $12. Email us your size and we will
give you your order at school expecting your $12.
COFFEE HOUSE!!!
Come
see all of your friends’ hidden and not-so-hidden talents this Friday at 5:30
in a location somewhere around the theater. The sign-up sheet is on the theater
callboard. Steve Hinshaw is making a guest appearance. Even if that’s a lie,
are you prepared to miss out on it if it’s true?
Russia
In
a shocking turn of events, Vladimir Putin has been revealed to be the head of
the Russian Mafia; which just so happens to be the same organization as the
Russian Government. How convenient.
Tommy Higginson’s Quote of the Day
"Your
papers each had the potential to be good—like how all runners at the start of a
400-yard dash have a chance of winning. The thing is that when I fired the
starter pistol, a huge sinkhole opened up under the track and ate all of
you."
- Adam O. Davis
Oscar Predictions
By: Greg Feiner (Expert
Space-Filler)
The Oscars are this coming Sunday, and naturally
you’re probably wondering what exactly the nominees are. Well, lucky for you,
not only have I listed all of the nominees in all of the categories that you
most likely care about (the technical categories are omitted), I have included
my own unsolicited opinions on who should win (SW) and will win (WW)
all of the awards (as the two often don’t coincide). Hopefully you agree with
me, and if you don’t, whatever.
Best Actor
American Hustle: Christian Bale SW
Nebraska: Bruce Dern
The Wolf of Wall Street: Leonardo DiCaprio
12 Years a Slave: Chiwetel Ejiofor
Dallas Buyers Club: Matthew McConaughey WW
(Should Win but wasn’t actually nominated: All Is Lost: Robert
Redford)
Best Actress
American Hustle: Amy Adams SW
Blue Jasmine: Cate Blanchett WW
Gravity: Sandra Bullock (grr…)
Philomena: Judi Dench
August: Osage County: Meryl Streep
Best Supporting Actor
Captain Phillips:
Barkhad Abdi
American Hustle:
Bradley Cooper
12 Years a Slave: Michael
Fassbender
The Wolf of Wall Street: Jonah
Hill
Dallas
Buyers Club: Jared Leto WW, SW
Best Supporting Actress
Blue Jasmine: Sally
Hawkins
American Hustle: Jennifer
Lawrence WW
12 Years a Slave: Lupita
Nyong’o
August: Osage County: Julia
Roberts
Nebraska: June Squibb SW
Best Original Screenplay
American Hustle: Eric Warren Singer, David O. Russell
Blue Jasmine: Woody “Sick Bastard” Allen
Dallas Buyers Club: Craig Borten, Melisa Wallack
Her: Spike Jonze WW, SW
Best Adapted Screenplay
Before Midnight: Richard Linklater, Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke
Captain Phillips: Billy Ray
Philomena: Steve Coogan, Jeff Pope
12 Years a Slave: John Ridley WW, SW
The Wolf of Wall Street: Terence Winter
Best Director
American Hustle, David O. Russell
Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón WW
Nebraska: Alexander Payne
12 Years a Slave: Steve McQueen
The Wolf of Wall Street: Martin Scorsese SW
Best Picture
The Wolf of Wall Street
American Hustle
Nebraska
Captain Phillips
Philomena
Dallas Buyers Club
12 Years a Slave WW
Gravity
Her SW
If Gravity wins an award from any
of these categories, I will be more than a little unhappy.
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