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TIME FOR SPRING BREAK
By Matt Healey (DU
Leader)
Today is the last day
before Spring Break and people have already checked out of school mode and into
vacation mode. This appears in many different forms. Some may stop doing their
homework. Others may start talking about what vacations they're going on. A DU
leader might use 36 point bold font or double spacing to fill up an article
because zir staff members have also checked out. To further fill up space that
DU leader may write a list instead of a real article. On an unrelated note,
here's a list of top Spring Break travel destinations:
- Muzaffarabad, Pakistan. If the Muzaffarabad part of the
name worried you, I'm sure the Pakistan part calmed you down. This city
boasts a literacy rate of well over 60% and receives plenty of global
attention as it lies in the desirable Kashmir region between India and
Pakistan. With a name like Muzaffarabad, you can't help but forget the
high murder rate and organized crime.
- Detroit, Michigan. City slogan: "former murder capital of the United
States."
- San Pedro Sula, Honduras. Two time murder capital of the
world and going strong.
- Sana'a, Yemen. Guaranteed not to be crowded as the
political instability and rampant terror attacks have prompted city
officials to advise citizens to leave while planes still fly here.
- Cleveland, Ohio. At least they're not any of these other
places.
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