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November
Guys, please remember to shave your facial
hair. Your face is part of the uniform, and having any hair on it violates the
founding principles of our school and sufficiently damages our collective
appearance. No excuses.
Field
Hockey
Big win for the Field Hockey team
yesterday in the seniors’ last home game ever. The Dungeon was in attendance,
going absolutely acorns as usual. Tiffany Zhang was not there, as usual.
Shorts
Go to Shorts today at 3:30 and/or tomorrow
at 6 if you feel like laughing your ass off.
Twerk
Hard Play Hard
Shout out to the Varsity Twerk Team who
had some great shaking and baking yesterday as they rolled to a big victory
over #1 seed Scripps Ranch. Stay tuned for their CIF Schedule.
Dana
Don’t you dare forget to give Mr. Pierce a
big hug.
Lyrics
I love bad bitches
that’s my fucking problem and yeah I like to fuck I got a fucking
problem
Articles
Dungeon Lost in the Dungeon
By: Tiffany Zhang
“What
time is it?” a lifeless sign displays, only to be droned out by enthusiastic
Francis Parker cheerleaders. But wait! The Dungeon will save the day!
Well,
maybe they would have if they actually showed up.
After
encouraging the entire Upper School to support the Bishop’s Varsity Football
Team and revealing their grand plan to “crash” Francis Parker’s homecoming, The
Dungeon seemed to have gotten itself trapped in a dungeon and disappeared for the
duration of the game. Despite priding ourselves on being a supportive
community, our very own Spirit Team missed the October 26th football game.
High
school students tend to have busy schedules. It’s understandable, but that’s
what makes supporting the team an even more commendable act.
I
admire the die-hard Bishop’s sports fans out there. Even just cheering and
being there for the team is admirable. It takes a special kind of love to be
able to support someone no matter what -- whether they succeed or not. Good
thing you have that special love, because while The Dungeon was nowhere to be
found, a lonely sign sat as Francis Parker cheerleaders cheered their team to a
35-21 victory.
Tiffany Lost in the Tiffany
By: Dan Forssman
Hi, Tiffany. My name is Dan. I don’t
think we’ve ever met. As a matter of fact, I don’t think you have ever met any
of the members of the Dungeon. It’s nice that you are so brave as to trash them
in the DU, though. Now, where do I start?
This Francis Parker football game that
you speak of was about three weeks ago. I understand, however, that it must
have taken weeks for you to put together such a thoughtful, insightful,
well-written article.
Now, while you have been working on your
masterpiece, let me tell you what the Dungeon has been doing. We packed the
stands at a big water polo game at La Jolla High. We packed the stands at
Volleyball’s senior night game. We led packed stands at Bish Bowl to easily one
of the most spirited football games in years. Just yesterday, we attended Field
Hockey’s senior night game. And in between these big events, we made our way to
an assortment of other games too. Matt Cappetta even drove out to the Barnes
Center during a free period to watch the Girls Tennis CIF Finals. All this in a
span of about three weeks since that fateful Francis Parker football game you
mention. All this while managing senior level classes, juggling Shorts
rehearsals and homework, and struggling to meet early app deadlines for
college.
Going to one away Saturday football game
and not seeing the Dungeon there does not give you the right to openly
criticize, Tiffany. If you actually went to any games for fall sports (more
than once), then you might have a clue about what the Dungeon actually does.
And if you had any clue whatsoever about what being a senior involves, or what
homework even is, then you would probably respect the Dungeon a little bit
more.
“Despite priding ourselves on being a
supportive community,” we unfortunately still have people like Tiffany who are
eager to criticize. Next time you want to bring down the Dungeon, Tiffany, make
sure that you chant “We Run LJ” in a mosh pit of groms on Halloween, go to
Field Hockey’s senior night game when you know you have Shorts dress rehearsal
til 9 that same day, or prioritize attending every home Volleyball game above
homework. Only when you put yourselves in our shoes, can you truly grasp what
the Dungeon actually does. Above all, we support our community, clearly the
opposite of what you are doing.
To
quote a quality film, “You don’t even go here.”
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