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SPORTZ!!!
Girl’s Volleyball has a game today at 4:45
in the Gym against La Jolla High. Come
and watch some gnarly net high sets, brah.
Kenny
G In Da House!
Dr. Ken Ginsburg gave a great speech
yesterday, didn’t he?
Speaking
of Ginsbergs…
Mr.Hendrickson, Mr. Davis, Mr. Rybak, Greg
Feiner, and Sajan Palanki (who is on fire with all of these quizzes) got this
one. It was “Howl” by Allen Ginsberg.
And
Speaking of Mr. Davis…
It was Mr. Davis’s birthday yesterday, so don’t
sing to him. He hates that.
The
Tower
The Tower came out with its second issue
yesterday, so congratulate Anna Shuster and Tina Huang.Yay! Issue 2! (See the
upper right hand corner of this issue for further details).
Poetry
Quiz/ To Vince Gilligan (creator of Breaking
Bad)
I love and I hate. Why, you ask, do I do
this?
I don’t know, but I sense it being done
and I am
tortured.
Lyrics
Quiz #1
I hear it calling outside my window
I feel it in my soul
The stars were burning so bright
The sun was out ‘til midnight
I say we lose control
Lyrics
Quiz #2
Turn back, now it’s time for me to let go.
Way down had to find a place to lay low.
Lampshade turned a man into a lightpost.
Articles
5 TV Shows That Could
Totally Exist
By:
Matthew Kerr (President-Elect of Hollywood)
With all the television
shows starting soon, I’ve realized that the majority of new shows are terrible.
With that in mind, I thought it would be a good idea to take a look at 5
programs that could totally be on the air.
1. The Mail Room
(NBC)
Matthew Perry makes his
comeback to television for the 11th time in the past two years. In
this funny yet heartfelt workplace series, lovable family-man, Jim (Perry) is
demoted from his successful career as a CEO to a job working in the mail room.
While disgruntled by this decision, Jim also discovers the meaning of the
little things in life and starts to befriend his new co-workers in a series
that has been hailed as “pretty okay” by Entertainment Weekly.
2. The
Calvin Family (HBO)
From the executive
producers of Dexter and creator Alan
Ball (Six Feet Under, True Blood), this darkly comic series
takes a look at a family who must turn to grave robbing in order to satisfy
their financial needs. Even the children get in on it and end up stealing body
parts after a while because “why the f*** not?” With an all-star cast including
Julianne Moore and Tom Hanks, “The Calvin Family” will win a ton of awards and
then get terrible in its 4th season because none of the characters
will learn from their mistakes.
3. The 212
(The CW)
A group of rich and
attractive twenty-somethings tries to balance love and relationships in
America’s most over-amplified city, New York. While living in their expensive
Upper East Side apartment complex, the characters (including a black guy in
order to seem diverse) have sex with each other a lot. Starring Brenda Song,
who attempts to break away from her Disney background. It also has great
music.
4. Girl Power
(CBS)
From executive producer
Chuck Lorre (Two and a Half Men),
this show revolves around a small-town Caucasian girl (Debby) who moves to Los
Angeles to become an actress. But because money is tight, she must become
roommates with a sloppy and fun-loving girl named Ciara. It’s an “odd couple”
situation, because CBS thought that a show focusing on that would be still be
funny after 607 times. There’s a laugh track every five seconds and it’s
watched by 20 million people every week.
5. Canadian Horror Story
(FX)
In this spin-off series
from the acclaimed creator of Degrassi,
a wide variety of characters (including a doctor and a guy who works at the
post office) must battle spooky Canadian horrors. Episode 3: “Syrup, Eh,”
has been dubbed “the most terrifying thing of
all time” by 96% of the Canadian population.
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