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November
the First
This is the only actually scary day this
week for seniors. Remember, nine o clock our time on Friday is the deadline for
college apps. Might want to get started on them...
On to
the Important Deadlines
The deadline you should really be watching
is nine o clock tonight. If you don't have your Halloween costume ready and
your group organized by then, no way you can win any competitions at lunch on
Thursday.
Costume
Mashup Ideas
Victoria's Secret Police
Gangnam Stein from Southpark
Iraquetball
Pope Benedict Arnold
Freddy Cougar
Other
Costume Ideas
A Mute Fox
Sexy Heisenberg
The
Dread Haircut
It seems the teachers are receiving UV's
too in the Dress Code Crackdown of '13. Mr. Thompson had to get rid of his
dreads to avoid a Saturday detention.
Lyrics
Quiz:
If you can hear a piano fall
You can hear me coming down the hall
He wear no shoeshine
He got toejam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot coca cocla
Literature
Quiz:
Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I
can't be sure.
How did you go bankrupt? Two ways.
Gradually, then suddenly.
Articles
Witchin'
By
Adela Pfaff (DU Asst. Manager of Strickland Propane)
I
know, I know, you've all seen the pickle-juice-coloured, beak-nosed, wart
speckled, child-nibbling witches with knotted charcoal hair the same texture as
their fingernails in the movies. And you've all probably heard of the unshaven
new-age witches who dance naked around a bonfire during the full moon. But
today, however, this list should clear any remaining witch-related
stereotypes.
Here
are my Top 10 Hottest Witches:
10. Zatanna Zatara. Clad in fishnets and a top hat, she is a vision in my class colours. Zatanna's got mad witch skills and beats the spandex out of villians on the reg. She can make anything into a spell by saying it backwards, and has a ton of street cred in the DC universe for being super attractive all the time. S'ehs yllautca erom fo a naicigam, tub ehs llits sekam siht tsil esuaceb ehs's elbaroda.
9. Sayaka from Madoka. You know she is. If you know who she is. Her magical animal familiar encourages young girls to Kyubey themselves!
8. Christine O'Donnell.
7. The Twitches. Remember that movie about the girls who didn't know they were twins and drew each other and wrote about each other and then met and switched clothes in a convertible? No? Well you are the front row of seats at an action movie. Tia and Tamara are ballers. Those movies changed my life.
6. Madison from American Horror Story Coven. Emma Roberts plays a magical, stoner starlet in the third season of the FX miniseries and is pretty flippin' cute. Pretty (bus) flippin' cute.
5. Sarah Jessica Parker from Hocus Pocus. Not gonna lie, I crushed on her hardcore when I watched this movie as a wee babe. Her blonde hair and heavy eye makeup transform her from a wild stallion into a dim-witted Satanist.
4. Samantha from Bewitched. I felt the sudden urge to watch the Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell version of Bewitched. Contrary to popular belief (AKA a 4/10 rating on pretty much every website ever), this movie rocks my socks. Samantha the witch can change playing cards into credit cards and bake pies out of thin air- this is the movie that made me want to be a witch.
3. Me. I'm a witch and I'm hot.
2. Ben Ravencroft. That one guy who turned out to be the real witch in that Scooby Doo movie from a while ago? His great great grandmother killed a bunch of people? The movie with The Hex Girls band that the gang thought were the real witches but just turned out to be a sick gothic all-girl group full of teenage posers? Ben was like a historian and had glasses and was a jerk? Ok maybe he's not the hottest witch but that movie had a sweet twist at the end. Actually, the guy turning out to be a witch was the twist. I'm so sorry.
1. All the women who were burned at the stake in 1600 for accusations of witchcraft. 400 years isn't "too soon," right? I have a friend who was burned at the stake anyway so I can say that. Happy Halloween, Halloweenies.
10. Zatanna Zatara. Clad in fishnets and a top hat, she is a vision in my class colours. Zatanna's got mad witch skills and beats the spandex out of villians on the reg. She can make anything into a spell by saying it backwards, and has a ton of street cred in the DC universe for being super attractive all the time. S'ehs yllautca erom fo a naicigam, tub ehs llits sekam siht tsil esuaceb ehs's elbaroda.
9. Sayaka from Madoka. You know she is. If you know who she is. Her magical animal familiar encourages young girls to Kyubey themselves!
8. Christine O'Donnell.
7. The Twitches. Remember that movie about the girls who didn't know they were twins and drew each other and wrote about each other and then met and switched clothes in a convertible? No? Well you are the front row of seats at an action movie. Tia and Tamara are ballers. Those movies changed my life.
6. Madison from American Horror Story Coven. Emma Roberts plays a magical, stoner starlet in the third season of the FX miniseries and is pretty flippin' cute. Pretty (bus) flippin' cute.
5. Sarah Jessica Parker from Hocus Pocus. Not gonna lie, I crushed on her hardcore when I watched this movie as a wee babe. Her blonde hair and heavy eye makeup transform her from a wild stallion into a dim-witted Satanist.
4. Samantha from Bewitched. I felt the sudden urge to watch the Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell version of Bewitched. Contrary to popular belief (AKA a 4/10 rating on pretty much every website ever), this movie rocks my socks. Samantha the witch can change playing cards into credit cards and bake pies out of thin air- this is the movie that made me want to be a witch.
3. Me. I'm a witch and I'm hot.
2. Ben Ravencroft. That one guy who turned out to be the real witch in that Scooby Doo movie from a while ago? His great great grandmother killed a bunch of people? The movie with The Hex Girls band that the gang thought were the real witches but just turned out to be a sick gothic all-girl group full of teenage posers? Ben was like a historian and had glasses and was a jerk? Ok maybe he's not the hottest witch but that movie had a sweet twist at the end. Actually, the guy turning out to be a witch was the twist. I'm so sorry.
1. All the women who were burned at the stake in 1600 for accusations of witchcraft. 400 years isn't "too soon," right? I have a friend who was burned at the stake anyway so I can say that. Happy Halloween, Halloweenies.
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