Sidebar
Canned
Food Drive
Bring in canned food on Wednesday morning
to benefit the San Diego Food Bank. Remember, however, that you don’t get any
sort of free dress for bringing in cans because one day of our uniform is more
important than feeding hungry people.
We
Need More Sleep
According to Yahoo, Paul McCartney
received the inspiration for The Beatles’ hit song “Yesterday” in a dream. “I
just fell out of bed and it was there,” he says. If teachers want their
students to experience similar success, they should stop assigning homework and
allow us more sleep, which is clearly more productive than what we do awake.
Field
Hockey
Not only did the Lady Knights Varsity
Field Hockey team win the Helix Highlander Cup (something no Bishop's team has
ever done) but they won it in a 5 game shutout (no goals scored against them).
This is some serious stuff, folks. If you see a varsity player, or H,
congratulate them, because they more than deserve it. [stolen from the Facebook of Benjamin Higgs] {refer grammar errors to
him}
Lyrics
Normally, we have lyrics quizzes. But,
every teacher at Bishop’s obviously decided to assign assessments this last
week in a joint attempt to ensure grade deflation, so we don’t want to be
associated with them.
I’m knock-kneed and got a neck full of
razor bumps
I’m not the classic profile of what the
ladies want
You might think I’m depressed as can be
But when I look in the mirror, I see sexy
ass me
“Forest Whitaker” – Brother Ali
Articles
You Can Take it With You… Not!
By: Dan Forssman
I’m not a frequent theater-goer, but I made the
trip down to La Jolla on Saturday afternoon to see the critically acclaimed
play You Can’t Take it With You. I
was thoroughly impressed and amused, but I’m not going to talk about the
complexity of the set or the plot like Leo did in Friday’s issue because I want
people to actually read my article. Rather, I’m going to talk about how
watching this play allowed me a greater insight into the lives of those who
performed it. This is what I learned:
Nicholas Gibbons can charm the pants off any
girl. And most guys.
Greg Feiner is destined to be a 70 year old man,
reading a good novel in a rocking chair on the porch of his nice suburban home
with a white picket fence.
Amanda Roesser likes boys.
Jackie Dicks is a genuinely funny human being. I
am further convinced that it is not just her last name that makes me think
that.
Adi Chang is really flexible.
Gabe Martinez should talk in his funny Mexican
accent all the time in order to make up for all the hatred people feel towards
him because of his facebook name, Whipple Hill.
Jack Mullen lives on the wild side.
Miles Collinson has a level of dedication rarely
seen this side of the Mississippi. His willingness to shave his head really
completed his part in the play. Truly a young, British Bryan Cranston in the
making.
Colin Garon will be a horrible father one day.
Mackenzie Holmes has a hysterical fake laugh that
is not annoying at all.
Vivian Casillas is bound to win the DAB of the
year award for her performance.
Adela Pfaff is on our staff but rarely writes
articles, so I will not further indulge or endorse anything she does until her
level of contribution increases.
Connor Hayes should give me some spoints for
coming to the play.
Perry Faulk needs to take anger management
classes.
Anna Bloom is not high maintenance or fancy. She
just doesn’t like frankfurters because she’s a vegeterian. Be more condiserate
people.
Laurel Styner should be on So You Think You Can
Dance only because she thinks she can dance. It comes rather Essie-ly to her (an
incredibly bad pun just for Colin).
Carl Kyrillos is so hot right now.
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